[Verse 1: Giuseppe]
I fell in love with a lady named fashion
And when your mind like that ain't no telling what might happen
At first sight I was laughing
Chinos every color of the rainbow but I was trapped in
The shrink wrapped lifestyle
Pins holding back my arms manikins don't smile
Collar stays in my neck
And a chain keeping my heart in place and my head erect
Right now I'm in season
So they put me on display and everyone sees him
In two months I'm a be out of work
In the alleyway praying for a new shirt
It's the life that I chose
Going door to door with that Dior pantyhose
I really don't see a way out
So I'm a put my name on it I hope it gains clout

[Hook: Giuseppe]
I am a product and a brand name
The earth's a skirt and I'm a leave my stain
I'm marketing these legendary replicas
To your vicinity and lifestyle et cetera

[Verse 2: Time]
For only 5 easy payments of 5 lifetimes
We could connect the dots and combine our timelines
Shipping's free, call now 1-800-DIRTY-LAB
They know I'm bomb FBI gave my box 30 stabs
I am not a worthy fad just a wordy lad
Waiting for a coffin, red fern and a sturdy slab
Please don't worry dad look at what this birdy has
A cake full of furry worms and a worried laugh
Pockets full of ash and a wallet full of blurry cash
God's in drag, the sunsets an epitaph
Some, some assembly required on the heartbeat
Plus the package is wrapped cause my parts are cheap
152 pounds sitting on your door step
Just plug me in a pour me a cup of regret
No refunds, you'll have to kill me you can't return me
So either lay me on the gurney or get an attorney
[Hook: Giuseppe]
I am a product and a brand name
The earth's a skirt and I'm a leave my stain
I'm marketing these legendary replicas
To your vicinity and lifestyle et cetera