*Large Smooch*

"Wow! Mommy's kissing Chungus Clause!"

I saw Mommy kissing Chungus Clause

On my IFunny subfeed last night

She didn't see me cringe

Down the stairs to have a kek

She thought that I was cucked up in my bedroom making memes

Then I saw Mommy tickle Chungus Clause

Underneath his beard so snowy white!

Oh, what a kek it would have been

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Chungus clause last night!