[Verse 1]
Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks
Didn't invite Cena 'cause he totally sucks
Cena started rapping, it all went south
Know your role, Jabroni, and shut your mouth

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena's got a menstrual clock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

[Verse 2]
(Oh, it's going on, here we go!)
Little Fruity Pebble from Newberry, Mass
Rock will take his boot and shove it up his ass
Bet you're all happy you're listening to me
And not some goofy Eminem wannabe

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

[Verse 3]
Little Johnny Cena went to the doc
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop
The doc said "Cena, you know I'm a fan
But please stop begging for that rectal exam"
[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena, close up that smock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

[Verse 4]
Rock saw Cena making out with Eve
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave
Cena was having the time of his life
I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Divorce lawyer's right up the block
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

[Verse 5]
April 23rd, 1977
The doctor shouted, "Send that baby back to heaven"
Sorry, Mama Cena, but check these charts
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Little Johnny's got them lady parts
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks
[Interlude: Spoken]
This song is especially for you and you, and all the GROWN men who are John Cena fans out there

[Verse 7]
Doesn't really matter how hard you try
Never in your life will you ever taste pie
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo, too
But you're a walking virgin and you're 42

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
You dress like Kirk and Spock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks

[Verse 8]
Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses
She's going to meet my Holy Moses
Getting with the Rock is the bomb
You don't believe me, ask Cena's mom

[Chorus]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena's mom can barely walk
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks
(Sing one more time!)
Cena's mom can barely walk
And we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks