Headmaster, this is my confession
This time you won't be overjoyed
I have destroyed what little faith you had in me
I've been such a naughty boy
Headmaster I am at your mercy
I've been such a little fool
I've dishonored one who trusted me
I have broken all the rules
I've been with those naughty little girls again
Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame

I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense
This time it's a serious offense
I feel like an innocent victim
I feel that I just can't win
Headmaster please give me one chance
Please help me to act like a man
I've let down the school
I've broken all the rules
I've let down the side
I've committed a crime

Headmaster, this is my confession
I've been such a little fool
I've dishonored one who trusted me
I have broken all the rules
I've been such a little fool
Don't tell all my friends I bent over
Don't tell them you made me cry
Don't tell them I've been sacrificed
Don't tell all my friends or I'll die
Headmaster don't beat me I beg you
I know that I've let you down
Headmaster please spare me I beg you
Don't make me take my trousers down