[Verse 1: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
I was streets and a man
A man hands me the latest energy drink
Energy drink higher
Man, I'm not gonna let you man me

[Chorus: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
I threw it on the gro-o-o-o-ound
You must think I'm a joke oe
I ain't gonna be your system man
Man pump that garbage in me

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
I threw it on the hot dog stand
And the dude said "Man, what I look like? A charity case"
I said "You come here all the time, heres one for free"
I took the dude and threw it on my "so-called" girlfriend

[Chorus: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
Gro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ound
I don't need your hand I'm an adult
Please, you can't buy hot dog

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
At the farmers market with my girlfriend
She hands me my cellphone, says "It's my cellphone"
I-I-I-I-I-I-I Dada
Man, this ain't my cellphone! This is dad
[Chorus: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
Ground
What you think, stupid!
I'm part of your syssys
My dad's a phone. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Verse 4: Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island)]
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Happy birthday!

[Outro]
TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!