[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Yo! It's The Lonely Island
We got my man Jorm
Kiv's in the house
And me? You know who the "f" I am
And if not, let me spell it out

[Verse: Andy Samberg]
They call me
D-U-D-E-T-H-A-T
H-A-S-S-E-X
W-I-T-H-P-I-G-S-F-O-R-M-O-N-E-Y­
B-U-T-O-N-L-Y-A-S
A-S-I-D-E-T-H-I-N-G-R-I-G-H-T
N-O-W-comma-I-apostrophe-­M
J-U-S-T-S-H-O-R-T-O-N-C-A-S-H
A-N-D-H-A-V-E-I-R-O-N-S-I-N­-T-H-E
F-I-R-E-B-U-T-I-N-T-H-I-S-E-C-O-N-O-M-Y
I-T-apostrophe-double-L-H-A­-V-E-T-O-D-O
M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-S... Lenny!
(What! What! What! What!)

[Outro: Jorma Taccone]
No wait, that's gross