[Verse 1]
I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big old hairy clam
And then take out the pearl

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a metaphor

[Verse 2]
I marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
Take your little brother to the zoo
And I'll marinate your flank steak

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a metaphor for fucking
It's a metaphor for fucking

[Verse 3]
I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll fuck you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a metaphor for flank steak
It's a metaphor for flank steak
[Verse 4]
Flank steak is delicious
Wish I was eating it right now
And every time that I see one
Wanna tittyfuck the flank steak

[Chorus]
'Cause it's a metaphor for fucking flank steak
Yeah, it's a metaphor for fucking flank steak

[Outro]
Love is such a mystery