[Intro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Oh, it's been a long time coming
Two of the world's greatest
America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntire
Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?
We 'bout to take it to the top
Hit 'em, Reba

[Hook 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Haters in my face
Try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
'Bout to set this track on fire
Yeah, she's the queen of country
He's a comedy prince
Makin' something out of nothing (Haha)
We hooked up in the studio to make this song
But as usual, we ended up fucking (No doubt)

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said "prove it"
Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it"
Made love all night
More like we fucked!
Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
Cause this is way too strong
I can't leave it alone
Because her pussy's the bomb
[Hook 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)
You're my undercover freak
And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve
That's right cause I'm a city boy
And I'm a country girl
And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave
And a penis
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is buck me
I'm a lucky guy
I'm a guy too
My friends think I should dump her
They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster
Your friends are smart
Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas
Hanging like my nuts
Word up, they're just liars
They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
[Hook 3: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
Yeah, ever since I came out my mama's butt
I knew I was destined for greatness (Yeah!)
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, "hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock (SNL)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock (Buck, buck)

[Outro: Andy Samberg & Kenan Thompson]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba, I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!)