[Intro: Jorma, Akiva]
(Scratched Sample): "Came to the party"
(*doorbell*)
"Hello, welcome to the party"
"Hi, I've never met you before."
"I know."

[Chorus: Jorma & Akiva]
Just 2 guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
Just 2 guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time

[Verse 1: Jorma, Akiva]
We'll burn the roof off, this party's going off
You think that we're soft? You get tossed
Guy Number One, I love to dance
My fancy feet moves putting you in a trance
It's a friend thing, friends are everywhere!
In the kitchen, the den, hanging out on the stairs!
Spinach dip, real hot chicks
Spike the punch and take a sip
Guy Number Two, come to chill with you
P-A-R-T-WHY? 'Cause we got to!
I like playing games in the pool
Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt!
[Chorus: Jorma & Akiva]
Just 2 guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
Just 2 guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time

[Bridge: Jorma, Akiva, both]
Now everyone in the house, say Guy Number One
Guy Number One!
Now everyone in the house, say Guy Number Two
Guy Number Two!

[Verse 2: Jorma, Akiva, both]
Dude quit tripping, you're ruining my high
My loaded gun makes you reach for the sky
There's a knock at the door, who could that be?
Why won't the cops let our party be?
How would you like to be shot?
Me and my friend smoke pot
No jocks, no jerks, just fun with girls
Having fun Guy One?
"The most fun in the world!"

[Chorus: Jorma & Akiva]
We're Just 2 guys and who are having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
We're Just 2 guys and who are having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
We're Just 2 guys and who are having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
We're Just 2 guys and who are having a good time
Having a good time, having a good time
[Outro: Jorma, Akiva, both]
Party over here
Party over here
Party over here
Party over here