[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Jah! Rastafarianism
Yes I, Ras Trent
Bada-ding-ding-ding-ding, woah!
Who dem?
You no want test me champion sound

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
Oh fire 'pon Babylon (Babylon)
And fire 'pon a batty boy (Batty boy, batty boy)
Rudebwoy livin in the shanty dorms
My roommate Nick is an ignorant baldhead!
Now chant down Babylon, midterm essays
Then puff from de chalice I fi make from a Sprite can
Last week I read a book about Selassie I
Then told my bombaclaat parents I was switching religions
(Excuse I!) Oh, hot stepper, you do so many dutty crimes
(Nyabinghi!) And plus you're fully skylarking all the time
Udda look ya now

[Chorus: Andy Samberg]
Have you ever noticed, how baldheads suck?!
Bada-ding-ding-ding-ding-dong-ding-ding-dong, duck
Excuse I for my skanking, give thanks and praise
Me toil part time at jah Cold Stone Creamery
[Post-Chorus: Andy Samberg]
In a dub style!
Roller skates
A DVD of "Cool Runnings"
"Murder She Wrote"
Yagga-yagga-yagga yow!

[Bridge: Choir]
Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent
Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent

[Outro: Andy Samberg]
Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent
Please guide me 'pon your bike path of righteousness
Oh, stanahoy, stanahoy, stanahoy, stanahoy Jah!
Fussing and fighting and Zion and roots
Red Stripe, Shabba, ragamuffin and culture
Me night nurse never want to plant de corn
Skiddily, woah
Diddily, skittily, bittily bittly, woah