Hear ye! Hear ye!
I'm Joe Montana
When it comes to football
I'm a bad mama jama
The 49ers was my team of choice
I love chucking the pigskin to Gerald Rice
My friend Ronald Rott is a tankerous lad
When he tackles your body
It'll make you feel sad
There is no denying
That I'm cock of the walk
I throw perfect spirals
While my cohorts flop
I'm retired now, but that won't stop me
From going out this evening and crushing 'tang