Margaret is clean
Like the girls in magazines
Hums a melody while trimming her garden
She takes a while
Sean works patiently and smiles
Waiting for his manhood to harden

Grab the hose and spray
His only job is to
Just plant the seeds
Clean out the pipes
Then pull the weeds

What’s his is hers
Wet under sprinklers
She just needs one more thing before he goes

Grab the hose and spray
His only job is to
Just plant the seeds
Clean out the pipes
Then pull thе weeds
The soil won’t be fertilе for too long

Come on sean
Turn up the horsepower
I know you wanna let it all go
The blowers will do their thing
Shovel the leaves
Wack those weeds
Feed the birds
Swat the bees
Come right on through the back fence
You just have to kinda shove it open
Keep pushing sean
Just like that
To her dismay
The flowers wilt away
The sun dries up the lawn

Goodbye sean
Margrets gone
Goodbye sean
Margrets gone